My lovely friend Hannah recently posted a very clever and hilarious status on her Facebook page and graciously said I could use it here. Let’s just say I was inspired to do my own take on it. 😉 Hannah’s version is first and then mine….enjoy!
:: What marriage does. . .
1. You can never start a statement with “I have an announcement to make”, or everyone will think you are pregnant.
2. If you are sharing exciting news you have to start with, “its not baby related” which then makes the actual news less appealing because what can top a baby.
3. When you get sick everyone wonders if its morning sickness
4. You can’t post anything baby related without people wondering if you are planning for a little one.
5. You can’t say you have a secret or people will think its a bun in the oven.
6. I bet you are now wondering if I am thinking about all of this because of a baby on the way. Thus proving my point.
:: What singleness does…
1. You can never start a statement with “I have something to tell you” because they’ll think you’re seeing someone.
2. If you are sharing exciting news you have to start with, “It’s not about a guy” which then makes the actual news less interesting because everyone wants to be in the know about your love life.
3. If you hang out with someone of the the opposite sex more frequently people will start to ask “What’s going on?”
4. You can’t post anything love related without people wondering if you’re talking about “someone” specific.
5. You can’t ask if you can bring a friend without people wondering if you want them to meet a “friend”.
6. I bet you are now wondering if I am thinking about all of this because there’s a special someone in my life. Thus proving my point.
(This picture is of my parents rings. They have been faithfully wearing them and in love for 40 years!)
Funny, and true! Love the photo of your folks’ rings – love your folks!
Haha yep! 😉 Thanks…I love them too!